Because Who Needs Real Food When You Have Junk Science?
Let’s face it: in the grand buffet of modern life, ultra-processed foods are the all-you-can-eat regret special. A new study estimates these edible science experiments are responsible for 124,000 premature deaths every year in the U.S. That’s right-your favorite snack cake might just be the Grim Reaper in a shiny wrapper.
What Are Ultra-Processed Foods, Anyway?
If your food has more ingredients than a chemistry final, congratulations: you’re eating ultra-processed. We’re talking packaged baked goods, sugary cereals, ready-to-eat meals, deli meats, neon “cheese” snacks, and anything that glows in the dark or survives a nuclear winter. These foods are loaded with additives, colors, flavors, and stabilizers-basically, everything but actual food. A tricky example are protein powders that are highly processed like pea, rice, and whey proteins. The only one I recommend is Pumpkin Seed Protein, I’ve developed a few products based on this, see mybodysymphony.com.
“We’ve replaced food with ‘food-like’ products, and now we’re surprised we feel like crap and chronic diseases are exploding? Really?”
The Science: Death by Snack Aisle
Researchers and progressive docs have been sounding the alarm for decades, but now the numbers are in. Each 10% increase in ultra-processed foods in your diet bumps your risk of early death by about 3%. That’s not just dying a little sooner-it’s dying with a pantry full of regrets (and probably some unopened Pop-Tarts).
- Ultra-processed foods make up over 54% of the average American diet 810.
- The U.S. leads the world in ultra-processed food consumption (because, of course we do some really stupid things).
- These foods are linked to higher risks of obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes, depression, and even cognitive decline 4510.
- Sadly, the medical profession as a whole has stood by and watched because they have virtually no training in nutrition or enhancing health.
But hey, at least your cheese puffs are gluten-free, right?
Not All Ultra-Processed Foods Are Created Equal
Some “ultra-processed” foods sneak in under the radar. That “whole grain” cereal? Still ultra-processed. But the biggest offenders are processed meats, sugar-sweetened drinks, and those ready-to-eat meat/poultry/seafood products that taste suspiciously like the packaging they come in 29.
Why Do We Eat This Stuff?
Because it’s cheap, convenient, and engineered to be addictive. And let’s be honest, who hasn’t eaten a microwaved meal and thought, “This tastes like sadness, but at least it’s fast and easy.”
Tips to Dodge the Processed Bullet
- Eat foods your grandmother would recognize. If she wouldn’t put it in her stew, maybe you shouldn’t either.
- If it glows in the dark, maybe skip it. Unless you’re prepping for a blackout.
- Shop the perimeter of the grocery store. That’s where they hide the real food.
- Cook at home. Yes, it takes longer but so does recovering from a triple bypass.
“Ultra-processed foods: because nothing says ‘nutrition’ like eating your own embalming fluid.”
Final Thoughts
If you want to live long enough to see food return to its natural state (and maybe even taste like something other than nostalgia and preservatives), start reading labels and making choices that don’t require a periodic table. Remember, your body is a temple-not a landfill for food science experiments gone wrong.
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References:
1 American Journal of Preventive Medicine, 2025
2 BMJ, 2024
4 WebMD, 2024
5 American College of Cardiology, 2025
7 BBC, 2025
8 Powers Health, 2025
9 Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health, 2024
10 CNN, 2025
“Eat real food, mostly plants, not too much-and if it’s neon orange, maybe just use it as a nightlight.”
Citations:
- https://www.ajpmonline.org/article/S0749-3797(25)00072-8/fulltext
- https://www.bmj.com/content/385/bmj-2023-078476
- https://bmjgroup.com/new-evidence-links-ultra-processed-foods-with-a-range-of-health-risks/
- https://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20240229/ultra-processed-foods-linked-to-health-problems-and-early-death
- https://www.acc.org/About-ACC/Press-Releases/2025/05/08/14/10/Eating-Ultra-Processed-Foods-May-Harm-Your-Health
- https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38719536/
- https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crm30kwvv17o
- https://www.powershealth.org/about-us/newsroom/health-library/2025/04/28/ultra-processed-foods-increase-risk-of-early-death
- https://hsph.harvard.edu/news/ultra-processed-foods-some-more-than-others-linked-to-early-death/
- https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/health/ultraprocessed-food-death-wellness
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